Heh, heh, heh…

Alice…

Alliiiiiiicccceeee….

Heh, heh, heh…

I see yooooouuuu…

But you don’t see me…

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty…

No, wait! That’s me…

Hee, hee, hee…

Alice, you look so preeetty. Pretty for the kitty…Your dark eyes and long blonde hair…So enticing…He’ll like you…And look…You hold a porcelain teapot…And it looks like him…You two make such a pretty pair…But where is he? Ah, he’s at his mistress’ house. Not that he doesn’t love you…He just can’t get away from her. Well, he could…But maybe not all of him. He might leave behind an important part. Unless you consider the head to be an unimportant part…Hee, hee, hee…Or maybe he’ll keep his head…But you won’t…He’ll keep his head and she’ll keep yours…Hee, hee, hee…If only you could slip from under the knife…like meeee…Cause then, losing your head would be something that happens regularly…Or losing your face…or your tail, your long bushy…no, the tail isn’t yours, I forgot. You look sad, Alice. Do you think you will never be happy, never be at home, never be with him? Don’t worry…She’ll get hers and you’ll get yours…You won’t be alone forever here, Alice…Well, you won’t be alone forever or here forever…so sayd the sayer…Cheer up, Alice, the snow is melting: maybe the warmth in the world will warm the red one’s heart… Cheer up, Alice, his heart is warm for you…Follow my lead and you will do well. Ready?

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Bye, Alice…